Apr. 24, 14

219


stannisbaratheon:

shireen at the wall

shireen meeting ghost

shireen petting ghost

ghost liking shireen

(~ ̄▽ ̄)~

#stannis being slightly alarmed#mildly threatening jon with a burning if ghost gives shireen asthma




Apr. 24, 14

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Apr. 24, 14

4892


crystalandrock:

swanjolras:

HEY HEY HEY HEYYYYYYYY MY FAVORITE QUEER DRUNK ASSHOLE POET TURNED 450 TODAY (and let me tell you, there is a lot of competition for the title “favorite queer drunk asshole poet”)

BUT as we all know, there is some controversy over who ACTUALLY wrote shakespeare’s plays!

so in order to mark this SERIOUS and LEGITIMATE issue, i have compiled the most likely theories in this comprehensive list:

  • in julius caesar, cassius says, “this is my birthday; on this very day cassius was born.” on that same day, cassius DIES. guess who else was not only born on april 23, but died april 23?? that’s right, shakespeare. english playwright? or ancient roman ghost bent on revenge? YOU BE THE JUDGE.
  • shakespeare married a woman called anne hathaway. BATMAN ALSO MARRIED ANNE HATHAWAY. have you ever seen shakespeare and batman in the same place at the same time??????
  • lived in london? totally encountered prostitutes several times? probably spoke english? william shakespeare……. or JACK THE RIPPER
  • uh, excuse me, an uneducated glovemaker’s son couldn’t possibly have written the 38 works of art attributed to shakespeare. please consider instead this picture of a cat pushing another cat in a shopping cart. you’re welcome.
  • ””“”“”“”“”“president obama????”“”“”“”“” more like PRESIDENT WILLIAMSHAKESPOBAMA. wake UP, america
  • aliens.
  • ME I’M WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE I HAVE BEEN SHAKESPEARE ALL ALONG AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA YOU FOOLS YOU IGNORANT FOOLS

#happy 450th you old loser i hope you’re banging kit marlowe in heaven




Apr. 24, 14

308


theumbrellaseller:

Whoever hath her wish, thou hast thy Will,
And Will to boot, and Will in overplus;
More than enough am I that vex thee still,
To thy sweet will making addition thus.
Wilt thou, whose will is large and spacious,
Not once vouchsafe to hide my will in thine?
Shall will in others seem right gracious,
And in my will no fair acceptance shine?
The sea all water, yet receives rain still
And in abundance addeth to his store;
So thou, being rich in Will, add to thy Will
One will of mine, to make thy large Will more.
Let no unkind no fair beseechers kill;
Think all but one, and me in that one Will.

— Sonnet 135, William Shakespeare

Please note that as well as being the short form of his name, the word “will” (in typical Elizabethan style) was a slang term for both penis and vagina. If you listen carefully, you can hear Shakey sniggering to himself across the centuries.

Happy birthday, you smug douchebag.




Apr. 24, 14

1730


What you missed on 2x01 of Orphan Black: 

maisiewilliams:

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Apr. 24, 14

1888


To combine is to create; to engineer, divine.

She says, up yours.




Apr. 24, 14

70


teroknortailor:

life hack: if you’re watching anything with a Bear McCreary soundtrack TURN THAT SHIT OFF IF YOU HEAR BAGPIPES BECAUSE BEAR MCCREARY + BAGPIPES = MASSIVE EMOTIONAL DETONATION HOLY FUCK DON’T DO IT SAVE YOURSELF




Apr. 24, 14

8038


"Honestly, it’s quite astonishing how much misery this movie manages to pack into two hours of mostly action sequences and espionage subplots, particularly since Captain America is supposedly one of the “lighter” superheroes, compared to the unending grimdarkness of Batman. I guess this is the difference between “manpain” and “a man in legitimate emotional pain.”"  -

The Tragedy of Bucky Barnes

this was just maybe flat out my favorite part of this review because hi, true

(via defcontwo)

YES FOR THE LAST SENTENCE ALONE.

(via ellidfics)




Apr. 24, 14

14657


adathranduil:

what she says: i’m fine

what she means: I’m staring into a lightless abyss. Steve Rogers’ unconditional loyalty to Bucky Barnes has made me a shell of a human being; the fact that Bucky saved Steve’s life without even really knowing who he was has crushed my soul. If you’re not here to talk to me about the winter soldier, don’t talk to me at all. I’m with you til the end of the line, pal.




Apr. 23, 14

6870


We need to learn to defend ourselves




Apr. 23, 14

401


agenderprincex:

queermarauders:

ok but hp blogger au

  • Harry reblogs mostly amusing textposts and stuff he thinks is cool and as he gets older it like fizzles into social justice and long personal posts under readmores that get deleted after like 5 minutes
  • Hermione’s blog is like this weird mix of feminism/social justice and a few pictures of cats and snippets of things that have to do with history and lit
  • Ron mostly freaks out over athletes and reblogs humor posts and has like the worst theme ever 
  • Cho Chang blogs about boybands and Little Mix and teen dramas and is hardcore abt defending girls’ right to like things geared towards them

ok but

  • Lavender Brown’s is mostly like calming pictures of the sky and flowers and probably has a pastel theme and she also has one of those horoscope sideblogs 
  • Neville has a plant blog that is mostly pictures of plants with freaking out in the tags along with some text posts
  • Luna runs the Quibbler official blog but her personal is usually science and animal stuff along with the occasional cat gif



Apr. 23, 14

593


Sansa + internal book monologues

The gods are just, thought Sansa. Robb had died at a wedding feast as well. It was Robb she wept for.




Apr. 23, 14

1500


Monet // Van Gogh




Apr. 23, 14

457


disasterscenario:

whups I forgot I did these!
The saga of Vetinari and Sybil being childhood friends continues.

disasterscenario:

whups I forgot I did these!

The saga of Vetinari and Sybil being childhood friends continues.




Apr. 23, 14

471


pustelga4444:

“I’m sure you have many fascinating stories…” (с)

pustelga4444:

I’m sure you have many fascinating stories…” (с)